Total Wastes of Time
Choad Graphics
I'm in the drive through line at a fast food restaurant last night hungrily anticipating my bucket of chicken when a white F-350 comes roaring through the parking lot, screeching to a halt 10 feet away from me.
Out stumbles a fat, middle aged, white-haired, surly looking Neanderthal of a man in khaki shorts and threadbare collared shirt who slowly ambles toward the front door with a vacant expression on his face. Pay no attention to the fact that you took up 3 of the lot's 6 parking spots with your gas-guzzling beast, you lazy thoughtless turd. I'm sure the handicapped person who might have needed that spot won't mind parking in the lot across the damned street. Just a thought—less KFC in your diet might mean less belly for you to have to cart around in your penis-compensating ride. Seriously start considering salads you fat bastard.
Daily Choads
Go to the Gallery
|
"When I grow up, I wanna be Justin Timberlake!" He's so generic it's laughable: Hey, look at me! I've got pictures of me holding a bottle of grey goose in the middle of some half empty club on a tuesday night! I've got a smokin hot chick in the ... |
|
Mario Lopez He sky rocketed to C level celebrity playing 2nd banana on a 3rd rate TV show 15 years ago. He has been milking it ever since... |
|
Salmon Lip Choad you cannont pass this choad a joint with it returning in a moist state. |
|
Ron Mexico - Herpes Covered Choad This is a Choad of legendary proportions. This monumental AIDS-infested cum-stain of a person thought that pitting 'man's best friend' against each other in death matches was a hobby entertaining enou... |
|
Billary Clinton During the Clinton regime, Hillary basically ran the White House while Billy boy was out getting his "Chief of Staff" suckled. We're all too familiar with this territory... it's like dating ... |