Their presence serves a couple purposes, not the least of which being that it makes things interesting. Since choads are notorious for starting shit, the rest of the group will have constant opportunity to break up fights, be heroes, defend their brothers, etc. Choads are also reassuring to their friend group, in that they provide perpetual examples of how NOT to behave, if one wants favorable results. Men can learn from choad mistakes without having to make them on their own.

Take a look at your friends. Are they all good people?

The most common thing I hear from girls about having Myspace and Facebook profiles is how guys they don’t know and have never met send them really tacky emails promising all kinds of lewd and perverse sexual acts if only they’ll respond to the email.

These choads are truly my favorite brand of idiots. Most of them don’t have the balls to say “hello” to women in the real world, but from the safety of cyberspace they’re the most creative and offensive creatures on the planet.

“Oh baby, yah you’re hot, bet you like it fast and dirty don’t ya? Great pictures, we should totally f%@k. And let’s call your sister too!”

What do you think? Is it more or less pathetic getting rejected by women via binary code than in person? Either way guys, you’re still choads.