For those of you who haven’t seen our site before, I’d like to welcome you to this happy and mischievous corner of the web and encourage you to keep looking around. We’ve only been out here for a couple weeks, and already we’re getting tons of positive feedback from people all over the ‘net. We’re pretty happy with our first few weeks of being live, and have ideas coming out our ears for the near future. We’re updating stuff all the time, and you never know who’s going to be (or post) the next million dollar choad, so keep checking back to see what’s new and hilarious in choadland!

Some of our faithful members have already put up some real gems of choadiness, and there are sure to be more really soon. If you’re already a member and have contributed to the choad database, thank you for getting on board with us so quickly. Without bold and daring souls like you, this humble little website would be merely the wet dream of a handful of web designers. Thanks to you, it’s a wet dream that stands a chance of being something more than a just a stain on a sheet. You have no idea what that means to us, really.

And for those of you who’ve been checking us out for a while but haven’t added any choads of your own, well there’s no time like the present! Be the first on your block to say “I bitch-slapped a choad on the world’s premier antisocial network website!” You can paraphrase that if you want, but doesn’t it sound like a really cool thing to say? We certainly think so. And don’t worry, you don’t have to “own” your choads if you don’t want to. We understand that not everyone wants to be known for outing idiots on bad behavior (even though it IS practically a public service,) so we’ve created a little feature that allows you to disassociate yourself from any choadfiles you put together. Once you’ve got the file created, you can simply abandon it, and no one will know it was you that posted it. Neat, huh? Yeah, the boys here are smart like that.

BUT, if you’re one of the fearless, you can leave your signature attached to the choadfile and let all your friends know that you’re doing your part to combat choadism. The world can check out your hit list of choads and know that you’re the creative mastermind behind the artistic dismemberment of the world’s lowest species. Think of it, fame and glory as one of the world’s first official choad warriors… not such a bad title, is it?

Not interested in adding choads? No problem. Make fun of the choads that are already on the site! There are plenty to choose from, and the list is growing daily! But we think you’ve got a really creative streak in you, and it’d be a shame not to put it to good use. And by “good use,” we mean “embarrassing the fuck out of arrogant assclowns on the Internet.” C’mon, they deserve it. And now there’s a place to do it.

However you decide to enjoy the site, we hope you’ll keep coming back. Soon these little blogs will become a Monday through Friday occurrence, so there’ll be something new to check out as soon as you get to work each day. And our members are getting more and more enthusiastic which each new choad, creating more outrageous choadfiles with each attempt. You’re not going to want to miss what happens here in the next few months guys, I promise! Sign up, out a choad, leave a comment or two, vote on your favorites, and let us know how we’re doing! The more we hear from you, the better this site will be, so don’t be shy!