Long as you’ve got the right number of syllables (5,7,5), it doesn’t matter how much your writing sucks. So who can do better? C’mon, gimme your best Choad inspired Haiku. Leave’m in the comment section and we’ll see how much more creative than me my faithful readers are.
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Submitted By: | Miss Debater |
| Blog Views: | 420 | Date Submitted: | 04-07-2008 |
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8:33 AM | 4-8-2008I know a douchebag
He thinks highly of himself
But he is alone
8:36 AM | 4-8-2008You're wearing lip gloss
You tan more than my girlfriend
You sure you're not gay?
11:31 AM | 4-8-2008That was beautiful, really. It's like the kind of beauty one witnesses when Santa Claus gets his fat ass stuck in the chimney and the following morning's fire burns him to death. I applaud you! You made my day!
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1:39 PM | 4-8-2008C'mon Tesco... I know you've got something brewing in that noodle melon. Post it so we can toast it!
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9:01 AM | 4-8-2008funny looking man
go back to your sci-fi relm
real men rule this world
9:08 AM | 4-8-2008Choads are like assholes.
No, really... just like assholes.
The are full of shit.
9:43 AM | 4-8-2008Stalking on MySpace
No one wants penis pictures
Well, no one wants yours
10:00 AM | 4-8-2008Here are two...
hair is spiked
my collar is popped
she wants me
is he serious
can not stop laughing
what a choad
12:03 PM | 4-8-2008thumb at base of scrot
stretch index to anus hole
that is what you are
7:57 AM | 4-10-2008I do vote this gem into first place!
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12:34 PM | 4-8-2008I don't need a drink.
No, I don't come here often.
Stop hitting on me!
1:56 PM | 4-8-2008What a choad you are
With such glaring ignorance
Personified non gratis
Son of a bitch Choad
Lips laced with herpes boils
Penis of mushrooms and sores
Brownish orange skin
Reeks of cologne overdose
Under whelms all who see you
Shitting on your head
Urinating in your mouth
Choad deserves nothing more
2:20 PM | 4-8-2008Wow Chappy, Wow. You've got a little pent up hostility! I'm glad to see you using that energy in a creative way!
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2:01 PM | 4-8-2008Steal my civil rights
Mother fucker I dare you
Republican asshole
2:08 PM | 4-8-2008
Who do you pray to
You self loathing hypocrite
Hateful preacher man
2:11 PM | 4-8-2008You be down with it
Rolling wit mindless homeboys
Looking stupid Yo
5:59 PM | 4-9-2008You want your Haiku? Goddamnit, here it goes...
I aimed for your pink
But lost myself in your stink
Did the price double
Vodka where art thou
Fuck this, i'm standing up now
Shit, bitch...there you are
Hand me the razor
My toolbag doth shag like moss
Shorn like a Marine
Midgetard butt sex
The best of both worlds, for sure
Damn, I need Jesus
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