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The most common thing I hear from girls about having Myspace and Facebook profiles is how guys they don’t know and have never met send them really tacky emails promising all kinds of lewd and perverse sexual acts if only they’ll respond to the email.

These choads are truly my favorite brand of idiots. Most of them don’t have the balls to say “hello” to women in the real world, but from the safety of cyberspace they’re the most creative and offensive creatures on the planet.internet choads

“Oh baby, yah you’re hot, bet you like it fast and dirty don’t ya? Great pictures, we should totally f%@k. And let’s call your sister too!”

What do you think? Is it more or less pathetic getting rejected by women via binary code than in person? Either way guys, you’re still choads.


Blog RSS: Submitted By: Miss Debater
Blog Views: 427 Date Submitted: 04-01-2008
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ATXDude

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10:30 AM | 4-1-2008

See, I have the complete opposite problem... I get these emails from girls that say "I'm bored today and I really want someone to chat with. Here's my email and my IM." So I start down this path of trying to talk with this girl and for some reason all these porn sites keep coming up! Somehow these giant porn corporations are blocking access to these girls that want to talk to ME! I hate that.

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Tescomfvee

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10:56 AM | 4-1-2008

My online flirtations typically involve mass emails and IMs featuring pictures of my genitalia in neat little costumes. The problem I seem to be having isn't in the droves of uppity juiceboxes out there, those who ignore me and play hard to get. The trouble stems from the ones who DO accept my smooth operation. These fine folk are adamant about my providing more pics and, inevitably, dropping trou for some webcam hobo jerkdown time. You see, it's when I eventually find that I've been duped by old Punjabi MEN bent on biter biscuits and free pecker puppet shows. THAT'S what pisses me off.

Still, it's better than fucking the couch cushions.

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Feisty_goddess

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11:21 PM | 4-3-2008

I agree with that assessment. It seems that the men online are, for the most part, social misfits. I know that they are somewhere sitting in their mother's trailor, surrounded by alot of cats and Star Wars memorabilia. This online Casanova act is absolutely more pathetic than in real life. If you were to call me sugar tits in person I would punch you in the face, but through the wonders of the internet, these gender retarded men have safety from face to face rejection and violant reactions to their choadlike pick up lines...boys, save us all some time and aggravation and just call a 900 number...

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Miss Debater to Feisty_goddess

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1:42 PM | 4-4-2008

Sugar tits, huh? That's a new one.

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Feisty_goddess to Miss Debater

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11:06 PM | 4-5-2008

yah, they are starting to get more creative. I chalk it up to constant rejection and the fact they have nothing else to do but play Madden and watch adult swim...

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GreatArchitect to Feisty_goddess

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9:32 AM | 4-7-2008

"Sugar Tits"... I'm gonna have to use that one! :)

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ATXDude

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9:42 AM | 4-7-2008

My mom has called me "Sugar Tits" evr since I was a child. My mammary glands actually secrete a sweet honey like substance similar to sap or honey. When I was young I would attract bees and ants to the point that we had to move out of the east texas countryside. It's pretty scary waking up as a 10 year old with a trail of carpenter ants milking your nipples. Now, as an adult I find that chicks dig it.

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Tescomfvee to ATXDude

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3:44 PM | 4-7-2008

That's fucking disgusting.

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