And many a woman suffers because of this.

Running around the playground at recess a boy could chase a girl into a mud puddle, shove her down, and lift up her dress so everyone could see her underwear, and people would know he liked her. Try that anytime after puberty and charges will be brought against you. Still, some dudes never figure out that harassing a woman isn’t necessarily the best way to seduce her.

How is that lesson never absorbed by some dudes? When you poked a girl with a stick in elementary school, she smacked you, told the teacher, or cried. What kind of choad thinks that the grown up versions of those responses are going get him laid?

“Y’know, you should think about getting some breast implants.”

Sure, you can say these things to a woman and make a memorable impression with her. What you won’t be making with her, however, is any good nookie.