Posted December 10th, 2007
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Assclown (n.): see Choad
Asshat (n.): see Choad
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Choad (n.): Any male who exhibits excessively arrogant behavior and demonstrates an inflated sense of self-importance.
Choadology (n.): The study of obnoxious behavior in men.
Choadimus Erectus (n.): The genus and species identification of the modern day choad.
Choadism (n.): The dogma and philosophy behind choady behavior.
Choadacity (n.): Audacity of a choad, especially if trying to impress someone, particularly a female.
Choad Nest (n.): Any public or private arena in which choads may congregate and develop their choady behavior, ie frat houses, trendy bars, after parties etc.
Choad Swagger (n.): The strut of an arrogant male, particularly in a crowded area.
Choad Bait (n.): Any physically appealing female that attracts the attention of choads.
Choadtastic (adj.): Embodying all things choady, especially in a negative manner.
Choadar (n.): Ability to sense the presence of a choad, or choady qualities or behavior.
Choad Road (n.): The mythical path to Choaddom.
Choadland (n.): 1. The destination of a choad on his way to full development. 2. A descriptive name for any place populated by choads.
Choad Bait Vet (n.): A physically appealing female who has long endured the predatory advances of choads and is experienced in the art of dismissing, ignoring, or embarrassing them.
Choad Hall of Fame (n.): a number of choads acclaimed as outstanding or exceptional in their particular choadiness.
Choad Mate (n.): A woman who is endlessly attracted to choads, in spite of their character and behavior.
Choadling (n.): A youth or young adult who has reached full choad maturity at an early age. Very often they are children of choads.
Choad in Training (n.): A minor who is beginning to demonstrate one or more choad qualities, but has not reached full choad maturity.
Choad Farming (v.): Using a faked social networking website profile to attract choads. Profile is based on pictures of a hot young girl, preferably if girl is wearing only underwear or bathing suits and is seductively posed.
Choad Repellant (n.): Any graphic designed and provided by the Choad Network that can be uploaded onto social networking website profiles in order to warn choads that the owner of the profile is not receptive to choad advances. To see examples or to add one to your own profile, click here.
Choad Warrior (n.): A member of the Choad Network community, especially one who actively outs and belittles choads on regular basis.
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Dicktard (n.): see Choad
Douchebag (n.): A breed of choad known for being especially flamboyant. (A somewhat dated term, currently enjoying a resurgence.)
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Fucktard (n.): see Choad
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Stealth Choad (n.): A choad that isn’t easily identifiable physically as a choad. Superficially he looks and acts like a regular guy, but is actually even choadier than his more obvious counterparts.
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