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8.9

Islamochoad

“Death to America!
Death to...
(Say, Hakim—what rhymes with 'America?' What?
'Pajama!?' You are a silly, foolish man, Hakim. Your mother mated with a goat. Now, what else? 'Cha Cha?' No... 'Caligu...

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9.3

Johnny Lawrence

What's to really say? Anybody who is the best of the Cobra Kai's all you can do is just smile and say "Yes Sir, Johnny sir. Please don't kick me in the nuts, again."

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9.3

Da Vinci Choad

Oberon's Reverie

by Alexander Pope


Egads!...and Zooks!...and Zounds!

Ye've struck the Mother Load

'...

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9.3

LL Choad Kazz

This little whiteboy gangster poser wannabe showed up on the internet radar recently and became a freakshow hit on Digg. Here is his indecipherable response:
Ayo Digg.com dun FuCked wit da wRong ...

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8.1

flaming gay?

This choad has no balls.

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9.0

Public Broadcast Generi-Art Choad

What's there to say? I think the body of the Choadfile said it all.
Look, I know that some of you sensitive sweet peas out there are appalled by my scathing report on the dead-as-fuck Bob Ross and qu...

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9.2

Wannabe White Rapper Choad

This choad believes that writing down lyrics while smoking a blunt gives you the right to then jump up on stage and think you're a rap artist. You're not hard because you rap about trix and drugs and...

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9.0

Old Rock & Roll Choad

Wolfie is actually Jeremy Jackson from the future who's come back to try and alter history and keep him from making incredibly stupid mistakes.

Unfortunately, he transported in too late so he just...

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8.9

The Lexi-Choad

Always striving to boost their diminished self-worth by making your
driving experience as miserable as possible, the Lexi-Choad never
fails to deliver.
The same can be said of the "my ass is...

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8.2

Diaper Wearing Choad

This choad is the lowest of the vast kingdom of choads. Ya, even worse than Kevin Federline and Scott Baio combined. Except if it's Scott Baio in the eighties when he was slaying blondes all day and...

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