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7.5

Brainy Choad

Assuming cartoon characters can be choads, I think Brainy Smurf represents many a Choad out there in real life that tries to use their intelligence as evidence of superiority. Oh ya, smartguy!? Calc...

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7.2

Two Cans Short of a Six-Pack

MudRidin', Huntin', Drinkin', Watchin' NASCAR... This guy is a sad, sad stereotype. The saddest part being that he's gonna reproduce, probably 5 times. He loves taking photographs of florescent beer s...

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7.6

Dirtchugging Fireball Choad

There's absolutely NOTHING clean or forgiving about this heinous anal shafter. Given to spontaneous streaking and frottering, he's one man who will make SURE you were sorry to have invited him in the ...

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7.7

my dog is MY BEST FRIEND

A couple quickies about Bobby:<BR>
1. He LOVES American Idol...I think primarily because he gets to watch Ryan Seacrest for an hour.<BR>
2. The only time he really shows emotion (i.e. cr...

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6.8

Lex the Impaler

He is a Chode

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5.2

Pierced up Football Dude

A pierced up football dude who parties alot.

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8.2

3 point choad

ryan wesekey SG for the wb warriors..........#32 is a major chode

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6.5

Barack "Soul Man" Obama

Barack Obama is a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, covered in smooth milk chocolate. His campaign is based on only two things: He's a Democrat and he's black.

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6.5

The Brown Choad

It's short and fat. And hidden in mounds and
mounds of nappy pubic hair.

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8.0

Celebrity Imposter

I believe that Freddy Figs has some royalty in his blood... because he's in direct succession to become King of the Choads. Not since Punky Brewster have I seen such a fashion mishap. He looks like th...

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