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I'm so clever!!!
Since when does telling a girl she's old get you laid? Go back to your playpen you idiot.
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UNO
This guy will throw his game at anyone. I just hope you can handle the cheezy lines and uncomfortable looks.
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Pierced up Football Dude
A pierced up football dude who parties alot.
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I say things like stylin'
Careful ladies, he sends you messages like this:
"I am new to myspace and these are my first thoughts of your profile displayed “Interesting but ODD Sexy” “eyes alluring” “princess with obvious ...
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my dog is MY BEST FRIEND
A couple quickies about Bobby:<BR>
1. He LOVES American Idol...I think primarily because he gets to watch Ryan Seacrest for an hour.<BR>
2. The only time he really shows emotion (i.e. cr...
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Got Lame?
One of the most defining characteristic of a Grade 1 Super Choad is that they speak in the 3rd Person... like Evander Holyfield. It's when their ego becomes too big for their body that it creates it's...
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Jay
Making homophobia and misogyny cool for choads everywhere! Talking about your penis and how much you like to fuck while hanging out with your retard friends is not going to get you laid... unless you ...
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Bill Lumbergh
The problem with the Bill Lumberghs of this world is that they actually have the power to make your life suck more! Take a lesson from Peter Gibbons. When the middle management choad in your life says...
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Snake Plissken
Dystopian Future Choad. His legendary arrogance is only matched by his fuck-it-all attitude. Any interaction with him will most likely lead to your death. See Hell Comes to Frogtown starring "Row...
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No really, I'm not gay...
"Matty Delicious" is like a tragic Greek character, in that he probably likes butt sex with guys. Feigning his best attempts at heterosexuality it's pretty obvious that he's enamored with co...
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