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8.3

All Blown Up

Stop yelling little goomba... you're so shiny, no one can miss ya. No matter how hard they TRY. Put down and step away from the bottle of Goose... Ease up on the tanning, you look like a carrot. One l...

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8.2

The Big Dick

"The Big Dick" is the leader of a deadly team of supervillians called the "Axis of Evil". From within their evil underground hideout at an undisclosed location they are working to...

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7.4

Sweep the Leg!

Famous for being the uber-tool bad guy in all three Karate Kid movies, John Kreese, an ex-Special Forces Vietnam Veteran, is a vicious fighter who sneers at the concepts of mercy and restraint, and ha...

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7.8

Red-Headed Stepchild

(Actual quote!) shocking. i enjoy cruising down to the beach on say, a sunday; with a flask of cheap vodka and a loaf of bread. from there i proceed to get sea gulls drunk and watch them crash land on...

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7.3

Background Photo Choad

Sponge Blob here combats his low self-esteem by popping up in the back of photographs showing his best side. Why is he damned and determined to ruin everyone elses photographs? Because no one likes hi...

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