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3.4

Self-Important Choad

Kick your fuckin’ ass! I want you off this fuckin’ set, you prick! No don’t just be sorry, THINK for one fuckin’ second!
What the FUCK are you doing? Are you a professional or not? Do I fuckin’ walk ...

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3.7

Salmon Lip Choad

you cannont pass this choad a joint with it returning in a moist state.

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3.8

Little Ben

This guy will try to impress with you with his load of business savvy, expertise, wealth, and status. He refers to himself online in 3rd person, stay as far away from this guy as possible. There is a ...

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3.3

Papa (Poetry) Choad

Chances are you have met this Choad but have no memory of it - rap, rhythm, conversational hypnotism, poetry - this Choad slips in and out of you like a sausage down a hallway, leaving only the smell ...

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3.1

Vin Choadle

Actor

Bald, looks bad, but looks worse with hair

xXx is a shit film

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8.5

Thomas Beatie "Pregnant man"

The quintessential "Celebrity Choad" I mean it's a little ludicrous calling oneself a "pregnant man" when you're not really a man at all but really a transgendered woman dressing a...

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8.6

Narcissistic Artist Choad

This Choad fancy's himself a Artist/Actor/Director/Deep Thinker/Internet Sensation (that 6 or 7 people have heard of) but is really just your run of the mill CHOAD with a host of mental disorders, a t...

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6.0

Mario Lopez

He sky rocketed to C level celebrity playing 2nd banana on a 3rd rate TV show 15 years ago. He has been milking it ever since...

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8.0

Islamochoad

“Death to America!
Death to...
(Say, Hakim—what rhymes with 'America?' What?
'Pajama!?' You are a silly, foolish man, Hakim. Your mother mated with a goat. Now, what else? 'Cha Cha?' No... 'Caligu...

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7.5

Johnny Lawrence

What's to really say? Anybody who is the best of the Cobra Kai's all you can do is just smile and say "Yes Sir, Johnny sir. Please don't kick me in the nuts, again."

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