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8.3

Emo Hitler

The original emo kid, Hitler came out of the womb pissed off at the world. Hitler WAS Darth Vader.

It's stunning that someone who looks and acts this completely insane can inspire a country to beco...

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7.4

"RedBoi"

A picture says a thousand words.

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8.6

I'm trying to cheat on my wife, dammit!

Assholes like this make me despair my species. If you're not
interested in being honest with your wife, perhaps you shouldn't have
a wife ya jerkoff. Oh, and nice "blue steel" jackass....

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6.6

The Choad Cop

Most cops are highly motivated and straight-as-an-arrow civil servants. They do not get paid what they are worth and do a very dangerous job to protect those they serve. However, there is the choad mi...

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6.9

Nataku

Nataku is at large in CC gaining popularity amomg the beach crowd.

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6.6

Space Choadette

Proof that it's not what you can do, but who you know...
or just being in the right place at the right time.
God bless you Mark Hamill, you are the shining beacon for ALL who have limited good looks...

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8.4

gel patrol

These choads met in middle school and were told at one point in their pampered lives that they matter more than most. Raised without discipline or the good old occasional ass whipping, their parents a...

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7.6

Dirtchugging Fireball Choad

There's absolutely NOTHING clean or forgiving about this heinous anal shafter. Given to spontaneous streaking and frottering, he's one man who will make SURE you were sorry to have invited him in the ...

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7.5

Brainy Choad

Assuming cartoon characters can be choads, I think Brainy Smurf represents many a Choad out there in real life that tries to use their intelligence as evidence of superiority. Oh ya, smartguy!? Calc...

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6.2

Billary Clinton

During the Clinton regime, Hillary basically ran the White House while Billy boy was out getting his "Chief of Staff" suckled. We're all too familiar with this territory... it's like dating ...

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