Rico not-so Suave
- Also Known As: The little boy who thinks he's fly
- Where Found: Pimping at the all ages clubs
- Threat Level: slight. he's still a baby after all
- Occupation: Paper boy
- Mating Call: C'mere baby, whachu doin?
- Natural Enemy: adulthood
- Smells Like: half a bottle of CK for men
- Is Attracted To: People that will buy him alcohol
- Always Seen With: white rimmed shades. They're still in, right?
- If You See this Person: Leave the skating rink and go to a real bar.
Recently Quoted
"""YoU cAn cLOsE yOUr EyEs tO tHiNgS yOu DoN't wAnT tO sEE, bUt yOu CaN't cLoSe yOUr hEaRt tO tHe tHiNgS yOu DoN't wAnT tO FeeL."""
About this Choad
As far as choads go, he's not too obnoxious. But he does come with a complete set of Yankee hats, white rimmed shades, and a sweet sweet ride for picking up sweet sweet ladies. And that's tough shit to earn when child labor laws prevent you from working a real job.
9:27 PM | 7-20-2008
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