GreatArchitect
9:19 AM | 12-23-2007Holy shit! He looks like Jabba the Hutt in a ballcap!
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Mother of all Choads
- Also Known As: Michael Moore
- Where Found: Wherever there are young, gullible people. (College campuses, the Oscars and drum circles).
- Threat Level: Threat level 9. Hollywood money and a knack for disinformation make this a Choad that spreads faster than Paris Hilton at a shipping Heir convention.
- Occupation: Like Al Sharpton, nobody knows. However I believe it involves Pizza.
- Mating Call: "Lets give socialism ONE more try. I mean, it ALMOST worked in the USSR, Cuba, South America, North Korea, Vietnam.... Oh, wait. Yeah, nevermind."
- Natural Enemy: Democracy, anyone over the age of 30, Atkins diets, gravity, commercial flights, celery, Winston Churchill's ghost and mirrors.
- Smells Like: Patchouli, Alec Baldwin's ball's, McRibbs and that after sex smell of just having finished fucking Karl Marxxx's corpse.
- Is Attracted To: Bacon Wrapped Krispy Kremes.
- Always Seen With: Neo-Marxists, Goebel, the Hamburgler, like minded Hollywood politicos such as Cher, Fred Durst and Ben Affleck's hair.
- If You See this Person: It means you are sitting in a movie theater and just wasted $25 that could have bought you weed.
- Type: Political Choad
- Web: http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
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Glarble glarb-snarg slurple. Giiiive me dooooonuts. Maybe something about George W Bush causing The Black Plague. Who knows. Between the fat and the rhetoric I can't make out a word the man says.About this Choad
Not only is he dreamy to look at, he's MYSTERIOUS! He's like the ultimate paradox. He says "Americans love affair with consumption is leaving the world bankrupt and polluted" yet he flies in a private jet, stays and the Ritz Carlton and, rumor has it, enjoys his fair share of *consumption* (Scroll up to his blubber oozing picture now).He claims he hates George W Bush but his bedroom eyes hint to something more. Perhaps all this manufactured "contempt" is just a cover-up for his 'Bush-Lust'. Like Senator Larry Craig, "Me thinks he doth protest too much".
| Choad Network ID: | 57048 | Submitted By: | Playa4life |
| Choad File Views: | 1566 | Date Submitted: | 12-23-2007 |
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9:19 AM | 12-23-2007
Nnielsen
10:43 AM | 12-29-2007His message is crystal clear, his motives are questionable. Anyone that exposes that health care is better in CUBA than it is over here deserves accolades. . . You would think he would hire a better looking actor to be the mouthpiece for his campaign against corporate tyranny. That man is ugly as sin!
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Playa4life
11:08 AM | 1-7-2008Yes. They would deserve accolades if that were true. However, it's not. Ask one of the thousands of Cuban's who die every year from preventable diseases because they don't have access to common prescription medicines found (and created) in the US. You've been duped amigo. They aren't coming over here on anything that will float for the Big Mac's. There is a reason.
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