Master Bacon
8:30 AM | 12-31-2007What is it about Magicians? Do you have to be a Douchebag to make shit disappear? Someone's gotta post David Blaine (Choad!) and David Copperfield (Douche!), and yes even Doug Henning.
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Choad File
Now You See It, Now You Choad!
- Also Known As: Criss Angel / Choadini
- Where Found: Faithfully bridging the gap between the anus and the wang.
- Threat Level: Minor
- Occupation: Professional Douchekateer / 32nd Level Master Geek / Gary Cherone Imposter / Magician
- Mating Call: "Wanna see my disappearing hammer trick?"
- Natural Enemy: Good taste / Humility / PETA
- Smells Like: Gamey leather pants rank with butt sweat, K-Y Liquid, and umbrella drinks.
- Is Attracted To: Anal smegma, twinks, full length mirrors, stinky boyfucking pumping to the music of Wham.
- Always Seen With: An air of arrogance masking that raging inferiority complex and feigned heterosexuality.
- If You See this Person: Hide any pubescent boys within close proximity. Contact your local choad patrol office immediately.
- Type: Celebrity Choad
Recently Quoted
"I want to be able to please myself, and not have to care about commercial success." When asked about his name, Criss Angel: "I look like an angel, don't I?"About this Choad
This choad spent most of its developmental years listening to Extreme and swearing that one day he too would find such success. After a few torrid bouts with hair mousse, and a severe drop in testosterone, Mr. Mindfreak finally reached a point in his life where he could easily be mistaken for Gary Cherone.Terminate On Sight.
| Choad Network ID: | 57052 | Submitted By: | Tescomfvee |
| Choad File Views: | 1903 | Date Submitted: | 12-28-2007 |
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8:30 AM | 12-31-2007
Playa4life
9:35 AM | 1-9-2008One of my personal favorites. Someone beat me to the punch. Choadini. Classic!
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Chappylomax
9:28 AM | 1-13-2008This guy needs his balls nailed to his inner thighs with rusty nails.
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EastAssassin to Chappylomax
11:12 AM | 1-15-2008I've seen him do that trick before! It's amazing just how much of a douchebag Chriss Angel is... he looks like David Blaine in drag.
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Hundead456
3:12 AM | 4-30-2010u ppl seriously have no life, get laid, get high, somthin
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