HaterMaximus
2:33 PM | 1-18-2008Nice orange Tan dude. Looks like you overdosed on Beta carotene...
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"When I grow up, I wanna be Justin Timberlake!"
- Also Known As: ...just another lameass kid who thinks he's a badass.
- Where Found: CLUBS!!! I mean, he's finally old enough to get into them without stealing his big brother's ID.
- Threat Level: Care Bear. What, he said he likes to cuddle!
- Occupation: Stands on street corners handing out party fliers to drunk people on Friday nights.
- Mating Call: "Hey baby, I can get you on the guest list."
- Natural Enemy: correct spelling.
- Smells Like: The Designer Imposter knockoff of Armani.
- Is Attracted To: Anything in a skirt that's willing to sacrifice dignity and self esteem on his behalf.
- Always Seen With: party fliers.
- If You See this Person: shank him. His pants are just BEGGING to get dropped.
- Type: Club Choad
- Web: http://www.myspace.com/xxhottboyzxx...
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"i define sexy... i didnt bring it back"About this Choad
He's so generic it's laughable: Hey, look at me! I've got pictures of me holding a bottle of grey goose in the middle of some half empty club on a tuesday night! I've got a smokin hot chick in the picture with me, but I don't know who the hell she is! I burn $20s cuz I'm too cool to spend anything but benjamins! I purposely unbutton my shirt so people can see my pubescent chest and abs! I do the "double point" and the "blue steel" in pictures so people know how awesome I am!Spare me.
| Choad Network ID: | 57053 | Submitted By: | WonderWoman |
| Choad File Views: | 786 | Date Submitted: | 12-29-2007 |
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2:33 PM | 1-18-2008
Bronx420
4:23 AM | 4-13-2008What is with that pouty lip picture with these carrot people? are chick acually stupid enough to reproduce with this fakey fakerson. (zero originality)
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