The loudest choad in the room
- Also Known As: Viking Choad, the big guy who doesn't shut up.
- Where Found: Standing by a podium on a street corner wearing the cutest little red jacket.
- Threat Level: directly proportionate to how much tequila and beer he's had.
- Occupation: Choad role model.
- Mating Call: "I have a HUUUUUUGE penis."
- Natural Enemy: Suave moves with the ladies.
- Smells Like: he's been running around for 4 hours in the heat.
- Is Attracted To: chicks that are waaaay too hot for him.
- Always Seen With: a really short spidermonkey of a sidekick.
- If You See this Person: Tell him to fetch your car.
Recently Quoted
"I puffed out my chest and charged through them like bowling pins!!!! I continued running as they got up yelling at me, I simply responded with a long and hearty: 'FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!' and continued on my merry way."
About this Choad
You can't miss him. He charges through the room like a bull in a china shop. And he talks so damn loud you couldn't ignore him if you wanted to. Humility is not something he understands. And yet somehow he's always got a hot woman with him.
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