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The loudest choad in the room The loudest choad in the room

The loudest choad in the room

  • Also Known As: Viking Choad, the big guy who doesn't shut up.
  • Where Found: Standing by a podium on a street corner wearing the cutest little red jacket.
  • Threat Level: directly proportionate to how much tequila and beer he's had.
  • Occupation: Choad role model.
  • Mating Call: "I have a HUUUUUUGE penis."
  • Natural Enemy: Suave moves with the ladies.
  • Smells Like: he's been running around for 4 hours in the heat.
  • Is Attracted To: chicks that are waaaay too hot for him.
  • Always Seen With: a really short spidermonkey of a sidekick.
  • If You See this Person: Tell him to fetch your car.

Recently Quoted

"I puffed out my chest and charged through them like bowling pins!!!! I continued running as they got up yelling at me, I simply responded with a long and hearty: 'FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!' and continued on my merry way."

About this Choad

You can't miss him. He charges through the room like a bull in a china shop. And he talks so damn loud you couldn't ignore him if you wanted to. Humility is not something he understands. And yet somehow he's always got a hot woman with him.
Choad Network ID: 57054 Submitted By: Abandoned
Choad File Views: 598 Date Submitted: 12-30-2007
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Nnielsen

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11:39 AM | 12-30-2007

That's right bitches!

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Nnielsen

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5:59 AM | 1-1-2008

My choad power is dwindling! dwindling I say!! Curse you all. . . What a world, what a world!

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WonderWoman to Nnielsen

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11:07 AM | 1-1-2008

Hmm... maybe you're not as choady as you thought. Maybe you're only moderately threatening...

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Nnielsen to WonderWoman

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12:50 AM | 4-16-2008

"Humility isn't something he understands"? I almost spit out my Cheerios! That's funny.
(and true)

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