I'm Not Cocky... I'm a Choad
- Also Known As: Legend in his own mind
- Where Found: Rolling on the ground groping other men
- Threat Level: Ridiculous
- Occupation: VP of Loserville
- Mating Call: "I can be anything you want me to"
- Natural Enemy: Heterosexuality and Success
- Smells Like: A dirty jock itch ridden jock strap filled with Polo cologne
- Is Attracted To: His own reflection
- Always Seen With: out a shirt
- If You See this Person: Help him lift his head up, it must weigh a ton
Recently Quoted
"IM NOT COCKY IM CONFIDENT"
About this Choad
After seeing this douchebags tagline I had to add him. Since when does being a high-school wrestler in some backwater podunk town in Pennsylvania merit such an enormous ego? Suggestion: Turn off the MTV, pick up a book... and learn something besides being an assbag.
5:22 AM | 1-18-2008
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