Chappylomax
5:02 AM | 12-31-2007Somewhere out there is a woman who is stabbing herself in the womb with rusty shears for producing such an abomination.
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Two Cans Short of a Six-Pack
- Also Known As: "Mud Skipper" the Missing Link... He likes to call himself "Heavy"
- Where Found: Picking his nose with a screwdriver
- Threat Level: Duh?
- Occupation: Breathing too much air
- Mating Call: Mud makes me horny!
- Natural Enemy: Natural selection
- Smells Like: Gasoline, body odor and Louisiana swamp farts
- Is Attracted To: Mudpuddles, opossum roasts and fat chicks
- Always Seen With: out his brain
- If You See this Person: You're fucking lost, don't ask for directions... just drive.
- Type: Red Neck Choad
- Web: http://www.myspace.com/broncomudrid...
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"I'm just a good 'ol boy from the country, i'm a die hard nascar fan go Dale Jr! i hunt, fish, and go mudridin alot. i'm single so any of you single girls out there give me a yell here. to all of my friends out there thanks for puttin up w/ my dumb ass, ha ha ha GIT-R-DONE."About this Choad
MudRidin', Huntin', Drinkin', Watchin' NASCAR... This guy is a sad, sad stereotype. The saddest part being that he's gonna reproduce, probably 5 times. He loves taking photographs of florescent beer signs. I don't think he was dropped, I think he was thrown.| Choad Network ID: | 57057 | Submitted By: | Abandoned |
| Choad File Views: | 677 | Date Submitted: | 12-30-2007 |
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5:02 AM | 12-31-2007
GreatArchitect
10:10 AM | 12-31-2007I think I may have been generous when I said 2 cans short. I'm thinking he's just one tall-boy.
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ChoadimusMaximus
9:26 AM | 1-7-2008Amazing. He's like a caricature of a cartoon based on a tall tale. It's like I'm seeing Sasquach, I can't believe that he really does exist.
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HaterMaximus
2:37 PM | 1-18-2008Another example of why we should reform abortion laws to allow them to be performed during the 92nd Trimester...
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