WonderWoman
3:29 PM | 1-1-2008Yee-GAD that's icky.
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Testing, testing...one, two, CHOAD!
- Also Known As: The Great Crusty / Mr. Personality
- Where Found: Drinking the blood of unicorns/Sucking humid farts out of the business ends of retarded children/Fucking knotholes in bristlecone pine trees
- Threat Level: Pretty damn high
- Occupation: Master Choad of RTVF/ Public nuisance
- Mating Call: "Some of my best friends are black, bitch!"
- Natural Enemy: Modesty, preparation/topical research, happy, positive personalities, and Dick Clark.
- Smells Like: A bowl full of sweaty ballsacks.
- Is Attracted To: Depends undergarments, geriatric dietary supplements, hirsute vagina, and smores.
- Always Seen With: a loathesome scowl and a complete lack of common courtesy.
- If You See this Person: Perform your absolute best shit-throwing monkey impersonation and lob butt clods at that fool.
- Type: Old Choad
- Web: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Im...
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Tapping at his head - "Is this thing on?"About this Choad
Not much to express except for the fact that Don Imus has absolutely NOTHING to offer the masses. It's a damn travesty to see that this douchekateer is still employed in the entertainment field. This ancient choad hasn't had a thing of quality to offer since he was born.Posthumously entertaining, perhaps? Only if I can piss on his headstone.
Flush this corn-speckled turd and be done with it.
| Choad Network ID: | 57058 | Submitted By: | Tescomfvee |
| Choad File Views: | 819 | Date Submitted: | 01-01-2008 |
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Kerplooey
7:13 PM | 1-1-2008Don Imus looks like a distended taint in a Cylon helmet.
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Tescomfvee to Kerplooey
8:22 AM | 1-2-2008This comment is probably the coolest thing I've read so far today.
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GreatArchitect
7:42 AM | 1-2-2008Damn T... every time I read one of your choad files it makes me feel like I need a bath and an enema. You certainly have a talent for the tasteless.
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Tescomfvee to GreatArchitect
8:20 AM | 1-2-2008I am adequately inspired to provide such stank. Oh, and a complete lack of tact and class helps things along quite nicely ;)
Word.
EastAssassin
11:05 AM | 1-15-2008Now THAT is one seriously Nappy Headed HO! I didn't know they had the technology to re-animate corpses!
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