WonderWoman
12:36 PM | 1-9-2008bwaHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
Sorry... the "el ninio" line caught me off guard. i like the MEXplosion bit too. that shit's priceless!
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Phi Beta Choada
- Also Known As: Phi Beta Choada by day - Hair MEXPlosion by night.
- Where Found: Only two places, girls- next to the keg (the perfect place to be slipping girls the roofies) or at da club!!!
- Threat Level: El-Ninio
- Occupation: Picking up on college age girls. Selling car stereos at Fry's.
- Mating Call: "Hey girls, I may be 35 but I drive a 'Sentra'. What's that doing for ya?"
- Natural Enemy: Statutory Rape Laws. GHB Busts. Shirt Buttons. Indoor lighting (PLEASE STOP WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE. WE KNOW YOUR COKED-UP AND WE DONT CARE)
- Smells Like: He just got "Rushed" by all the boys in the Phi-Beta house under the bleachers at the big game.
- Is Attracted To: Your girlfriend or your little brother. Whoever is younger
- Always Seen With: A beer in his hand to show that, ya know, he likes to get down and parTAY. (It helps if you cock your head to the side ever-so seductively)
- If You See this Person: Then it's probably too late. 'You've been butt slammed'. Also, empty your beer immediately. It's probably tainted. Speaking of "taints"...
- Type: Player Choad
- Web: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...
Recently Quoted
"Hey ladies, where is the kegger at tonight? No kegger, huh? What sorority are you ladies in? Really? Haha. More like, 'Lika-Your-Pi'! Ha. No? Really? OK, maybe I'll see ya around. No? FUCK YOU THEN YOU FAT LESBIANS!"About this Choad
After escaping the Barrio in his gang riddled youth he traded gang initiation for Frat-initiation. They both have hand signs, club houses and were dead-end paths to nowhere. The only difference is what body part (colon/face) gets pounded in by your, (bros/homies) during initiation. Even though he dropped out 16 years ago he still cruises campus trying to weasel his way in to the latest "haps".He thinks lines like, "hey, girls, the Mexican mustache ride line forms HERE" are clever and never misses an opportunity to unbutton those top 9 spots on his "Seven for all Mankind" shirt. (They can't contain all that Latin heat).
| Choad Network ID: | 57061 | Submitted By: | Playa4life |
| Choad File Views: | 553 | Date Submitted: | 01-09-2008 |
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12:36 PM | 1-9-2008
Playa4life
6:54 AM | 1-10-2008Laugh all you want but that is actually his screenname on MySpace. Its the part you laughed the hardest at and he imposed it on HIMSELF. Think about it.
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EastAssassin to Playa4life
10:12 AM | 1-15-2008You sure this isn't YOU Play4life? I do see a similarity.
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