Bowflex Choad
- Also Known As: Bowflexis Ignoramous
- Where Found: In gyms kissing his biceps, at frat parties in bars dropping sleeping pills in girls drinks, at home on his Bowflex touching himself.
- Threat Level: Little to none. He may be physically strong but he's incredibly stupid. He will almost always paint himself into a corner.
- Occupation: Works at the gym or tanning salon. Says he makes over 100k a year with a smile.
- Mating Call: Do you have tickets to the gun show?
- Natural Enemy: Anyone that has confidence. Or Free Clinics.
- Smells Like: Gym socks and Axe body spray.
- Is Attracted To: Any female with a heart beat. His own image in the mirror.
- Always Seen With: His shirt tucked in the front. Or with a dumb blonde that thinks everything is fabulous.
- If You See this Person: Ask him the square root of anything. He'll crumble like a cookie.
Recently Quoted
1. You got tickets to the gun show?
2. Oh man, I'm so wasted...
3. You looking at me???... Huh? You looking at me punk...? Don't fucking look at me... I'll pop my collar in your general direction.
About this Choad
This choad was either verbally abused as a child or has a small penis because he has spent his life trying to build muscle in his upper body but always seems to forget to work out his legs. The result is an oddly proportioned douche bag with absolutely no confidence.
