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God Digger

  • Also Known As: Konman,Black Messiah, God in the flesh, King Kon
  • Where Found: The Swamp Pits of Georgia.
  • Threat Level: Severe: in that "Reaching the ignorant masses through my music", kind of way.
  • Occupation: Full Time: Egomaniac, Part Time: Occult Leader
  • Mating Call: It's bigger than my paycheck.
  • Natural Enemy: Talent, Humility, Shame, any who would steal his spot light, and who so ever forgot to put him in the Bible.
  • Smells Like: Fools Gold
  • Is Attracted To: Silver Glass, Kanye West, Lights, Kanye West, Cameras, Kanye West, pulpits, and of course...uh...Kanye West
  • Always Seen With: Massive Ego, Hoochies, Sunglasses that cost more than your car, Jesus, God, and the Ye disciples.
  • If You See this Person: quickly put a mirror in front of your face; it will make it easier for him to respond to you.
  • Type: Hip-Hop Choad

Recently Quoted

"If I don't win Album of the Year, I'm gonna have a problem with that... I said I was the face of the Grammys last year. [This year] I'm 10 times that!"

About this Choad

He enjoys people who understand how important he is. Quiet nights in front of a candlelit mirror, and long walks across an enormous stage with only him on it.
Choad Network ID: 57074 Submitted By: EdenRalene
Choad File Views: 657 Date Submitted: 01-31-2008
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WonderWoman

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9:01 AM | 1-31-2008

I WONDERED when someone was going to get to this asshole! BLESS YOU!!!

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EastAssassin to WonderWoman

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10:26 AM | 1-31-2008

Is that why they call you WonderWoman?

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WonderWoman to EastAssassin

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9:12 AM | 2-1-2008

Yes. That is exactly it. It has nothing to do at all with my fantastic jewelry or my super powers. Those are totally incidental. I'm just a wonderin' fool.

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EdenRalene

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8:08 PM | 2-1-2008

Ummm, are you guys seriously having a conversation with each other on MY comments?!
thanks ;p

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WonderWoman to EdenRalene

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8:46 AM | 2-5-2008

Sorry-- goofy jokes provoke my sarcasm.

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ATXDude

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10:10 PM | 2-5-2008

How about this little Kanye West classic moment:

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EdenRalene to ATXDude

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8:43 AM | 2-6-2008

lol... yes, this too was in my mind when I posted... His improve is outstanding!

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Bronx420

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4:26 AM | 4-13-2008

Iam amazed people pay money for this choads insufferable music.

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