GreatArchitect
1:29 PM | 1-31-2008Gosh Mr. Gore, we're really glad you created the internet... otherwise, we wouldn't be able to out you for the scam artist you truly are.
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Envirochoad
- Where Found: Limos, private jets, SUVs Hollywood cocktail parties; anywhere there's a camera.
- Threat Level: Quite severe (but only if you're a gullible hysteric).
- Occupation: Former venal politician palling into scaremonger/phony-messiah.
- Mating Call: "Excelsior!"
- Natural Enemy: Inconvenient facts; fourth-grade math.
- Smells Like: Vinegar & water; blatant hypocrisy.
- Is Attracted To: Limos, private jets, SUVs, Hollywood cocktail parties; cameras.
- Always Seen With: A smug "I can't believe I'm getting away with this crap" look; an adoring, culpable media.
- If You See this Person: Challenge him to a debate.
- Type: Political Choad
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"During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet."About this Choad
Gore (and Envirochoads in general) live in a parallel Choadworld in which the firmament is in a perpetual state of collapse, in which debate is unwelcome (indeed, blasphemous), and in which any "scientific finding" must read like a treatment for a bad Hollywood disaster flick starring Ben Affleck.Gore (and Envirochoads in general) considers himself to be a prophet - a Noah - of a new Truth, but it is only ChoadTruth; that is, truth that is based on hysterical extrapolations and just plain bad math. ChoadTruth is self-evident only to shifty politicians, hysterics, college students, money-grubbing "Green" companies, socialists, and journalism majors.
| Choad Network ID: | 57075 | Submitted By: | Winterstorm |
| Choad File Views: | 612 | Date Submitted: | 01-31-2008 |
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1:29 PM | 1-31-2008
WonderWoman
1:53 PM | 1-31-2008Is it just me, or does Gore bear a striking resemblance to Boris Yeltsin after a half a dozen vodkas?
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ATXDude
4:45 PM | 2-6-2008
I CONTROL THE WINDS! I WILL BRING LIGHTNING DOWN TO SMITE YOUR HOUSES! TORNADOES WILL RIP YOUR WORLDLY POSSESIONS INTO THE SKY! THE OCEANS WILL RISE AND TAKE YOUR CHILDREN! BUY MY DVD... OR ELSE!
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