Point to the Heavens Choad
- Also Known As: Highly paid athlete.
- Where Found: In NFL stadiums scoring TDs, praising god. After the game he can be found at orgies banging hookers.
- Threat Level: To opposing defenses he is quite lethal.
- Occupation: Mostly wide-receivers, occasionally a running back or quarterback.
- Mating Call: I just want to thank Gawd for my abilities and for my opportunity to play.
- Natural Enemy: Linebackers.
Followers of other, lesser deities.
- Smells Like: Jock Straps and Lindsay Lohan.
- Is Attracted To: Huge gold chains, strippers.
- Always Seen With: His hummer.
- If You See this Person: Try not to laugh at the ludicrous thinking that God is above the stadium cheering only him on to win the game.
Recently Quoted
I just did what I could and gave a 110%. I want to thank Gawd for being there for he and catching 4 touchdown passes to help win the game.
About this Choad
Aaaargh, this choad is relentless. He insists on the fact that God is truly cheering his team on as if God doesn't have better things to do. I got news for you fella, if there is a God he's probably in Africa trying to help feed the children, not at your silly game. Hell, if Donald Trump had a child in a Youth Soccer League there's no way even he would have time to watch one single game. Do you really think the 'creator' of the world has time for your silly shenanigans?... I hate to say it but you need to give more props to yourself...
12:38 PM | 2-1-2008
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