White Friendly Choad
- Also Known As: Wayne Brady
- Where Found: Anywhere their is a camera and a white audience.
- Threat Level: Black
- Occupation: Suck ass
- Mating Call: Hey Buddy (with a wave and smile)
- Natural Enemy: Lavar Burton
- Smells Like: Chee-toes and sandwiches with the crusts cut off.
- Is Attracted To: Your Grandmother
- Always Seen With: Whitey
- If You See this Person: Speak properly. Improper grammer makes him Grumpy.
About this Choad
Sunshine on his shoulder makes him happy. So does rain apparently. He has the steet cred of Regus Philbin (who is also a major Choader.) He makes Uncle Tom look like Rosa Parks but white people eat him up like string cheese and mayonaise.
6:49 PM | 7-5-2009
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