Dr. Choad McGraw
- Also Known As: Dr. Dickhead, The Self Hater Maker, Dr. Damage
- Where Found: In Oprah's trunk of shame.
- Threat Level: predator to the weak minded, rueful, and hopelessly ignorant.
- Occupation: Undercover child abusing, women hating, sex offender.
- Mating Call: Don't look at me when I'm raping you!
- Natural Enemy: logic, self-esteem, intuition, and the law.
- Smells Like: Ben-Gay, baby oil, and the tears of the innocent.
- Is Attracted To: rednecks, lonely housewives, prepubescent girls, fragile minds, Doctors who worship him, and Brittney Spears.
- Always Seen With: His dick in your face, and his middle finger up your ass.
- If You See this Person: Hide your children and your mom.
Recently Quoted
“The problem is we are programming these people as a society. You cannot tell me - common sense tells you - that if these people are playing video games where they’re on a mass killing spree in a video game, it’s glamorized on the big screen, it’s become part of the fiber of our society. You take that and mix it with a psychopath, a sociopath, or someone suffering from mental illness, add in a dose of rage, the suggestability is just too high. And we’re going to have to start dealing with that. We’re going to have to start addressing those issues and recognizing that the mass murderers of tomorrow are the children of today that are being programmed with this massive violence overdose.”
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