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Dr. Choad McGraw Dr. Choad McGraw
Celebrity Choad

Dr. Choad McGraw

  • Also Known As: Dr. Dickhead, The Self Hater Maker, Dr. Damage
  • Where Found: In Oprah's trunk of shame.
  • Threat Level: predator to the weak minded, rueful, and hopelessly ignorant.
  • Occupation: Undercover child abusing, women hating, sex offender.
  • Mating Call: Don't look at me when I'm raping you!
  • Natural Enemy: logic, self-esteem, intuition, and the law.
  • Smells Like: Ben-Gay, baby oil, and the tears of the innocent.
  • Is Attracted To: rednecks, lonely housewives, prepubescent girls, fragile minds, Doctors who worship him, and Brittney Spears.
  • Always Seen With: His dick in your face, and his middle finger up your ass.
  • If You See this Person: Hide your children and your mom.
  • Type: Celebrity Choad

Recently Quoted

“The problem is we are programming these people as a society. You cannot tell me - common sense tells you - that if these people are playing video games where they’re on a mass killing spree in a video game, it’s glamorized on the big screen, it’s become part of the fiber of our society. You take that and mix it with a psychopath, a sociopath, or someone suffering from mental illness, add in a dose of rage, the suggestability is just too high. And we’re going to have to start dealing with that. We’re going to have to start addressing those issues and recognizing that the mass murderers of tomorrow are the children of today that are being programmed with this massive violence overdose.”

About this Choad

Teaching the world common sense one pathetic, co-dependent, impressionable moron at a time.
Choad Network ID: 57079 Submitted By: EdenRalene
Choad File Views: 620 Date Submitted: 02-01-2008
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GreatArchitect

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11:52 AM | 2-2-2008

Hahahah... nice work. Someone needed to call out this turd burglar.

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Playa4life

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3:32 PM | 2-4-2008

Threat Level: predator to the weak minded, rueful, and hopelessly ignorant. <---- Funny stuff.

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Tescomfvee

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7:39 AM | 2-7-2008

That Choadfile got me aroused. Is that wrong?

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Kiowa973

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9:14 PM | 2-25-2008

Dr. Phildo. Uses others' misery to make a buck. A lot of that going around.

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Chappylomax

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6:21 AM | 3-3-2008

If Dr. Phil was standing in front of me on fire I wouldn't piss on him to extinquish the flames.

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