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"Kenny Boy" "Kenny Boy"
Corporate Choad

"Kenny Boy"

  • Also Known As: Kenneth Lay
  • Where Found: Currently: Hell
  • Threat Level: Bankruptcy and Black Outs
  • Occupation: Previously: Con Man
    Currently: Satan's Taint Washer
  • Mating Call: How much?
  • Natural Enemy: The Truth
  • Smells Like: A really wealthy rotting corpse
  • Is Attracted To: Money, lots and lots of Money
  • Always Seen With: Jeff Skilling and Andy Fastow
  • If You See this Person: Put on some suntan lotion... you're in Hell.

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"I've been a strong financial and political supporter of, first, President Bush Sr. when he was running for president, and even when he ran for president a time or two and failed."

About this Choad

The leader of a gang of modern corporate criminals, "Kenny Boy" was a strong supporter (in more ways than we'll ever know) of both GW and Papa Bush. It was also brought to my attention that he loved tossing Bill "The Sperminator" Clinton's salad and is Playa4Life's Uncle.



As the Chairman and CEO at Enron, they lied, stole and spent billions upon billions of dollars with the help of top American banks and financial companies.

The lucky bastard slipped away by dying before he could be convicted.
Choad Network ID: 57080 Submitted By: GreatArchitect
Choad File Views: 665 Date Submitted: 02-02-2008
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Playa4life

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8:05 AM | 2-4-2008

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Playa4life

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8:19 AM | 2-4-2008

What is it with you hippies? Bush isn't the reason AIDs got on the gays and he isn't the reason you can't buy your Pot Brownies at 7-11. Enron donated TENS of MILLIONS of dollars to Democrats and, true to form, President Clinton repaid Enron with a 1 Billion dollar tax payer subsidized "loan". One B-B-BILLION. With a "B". That didn't get paid back. I guess its better than selling pardons to tax cheating terrorist funders and convicted Dem rapists for straight up cash.

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Playa4life

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8:28 AM | 2-4-2008

Here's some quick bullets you won't find in "The Smartest Guys in the Room". Clinton approved 3 loans by "Kenny Boy". Bush, Zero. "Kenny Boy" was one of the infamous "Lincoln Bedroom Renters" that lined Bills pockets. Clinton and Lay were golfing buddies. Lay offered Clintons Treasury guy (Rubin)a seat on their board, instead he went on to their financier with a 40 million dollar a year job and later intervened when Enrons credit was threatened.

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GreatArchitect to Playa4life

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10:44 AM | 2-5-2008

Are you a politician? For some reason you think because "Kenny Boy" and the Bushes were deeply linked that it makes it any better by attacking Bill "The Spermanator" Clinton. He was just a polished turd as opposed to the worm ridden rottweiler loaf we have sitting in the White House today. Thanks for the insights, now everyone can see what a fucking steaming douchebag that Kenneth Lay was across the board. It still doesn't make the Papa and Jr. any less guilty.

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GreatArchitect

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10:46 AM | 2-5-2008

You may now return to lighting homeless people on fire or whatever you do in your free time.

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Playa4life to GreatArchitect

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12:43 PM | 2-5-2008

Yes, Bush was the governer of Texas. Enron, a Texas based company, was the largest energy company in the world. They were in a picture together. Clinton flew the man around the world with the freakin' CIA. Why not mention that? Because it wasn't in a Michael Moore movie? God you guys are guillible. Go watch a loose change video.

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ATXDude

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12:07 PM | 2-5-2008

Yeah, you tell those hippies Playa! Wait, what was your point?

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Playa4life

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12:31 PM | 2-5-2008

My point? You hippies turn everything in to a Bush hate-off without any facts. A birthday card? Did he fly Ken around the world in government jets, then hand him a 3 billion dollar government power deal which Ken promptly repaid one week later with a 100 grand "contribution"? No, that was Mr/Mrs Clinton. So why is Bushes name on here rather than Clintons? Because you are guillible hypcrits better suited to hackey sack.

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Kerplooey to Playa4life

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1:26 PM | 2-5-2008

The Dem's are still corporate shills of a corrupt system (oh and war mongerers too) they just tend to provide better benefits.

p.s. check out the McCain profile too Playa!

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Playa4life

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12:40 PM | 2-5-2008

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Miss Debater

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2:01 PM | 2-5-2008

This is the best thread of commentary I've seen on this site yet. Well done kiddos!

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Playa4life to Miss Debater

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2:41 PM | 2-5-2008

Sweetie, I don't want to be a meanie here but hasn't anyone ever set you straight on this yet? No? Well its not a very good idea for women to try and participate in "man-talk". You guys have fashion and celebrity gossip to keep your wittle minds occupied. We have things like foreign affairs and fiscal policy. (Wow. I'm horny now. That always happens after I abusing a woman)

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Miss Debater to Playa4life

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3:26 PM | 2-5-2008

Aww, that's cute. I love when little boys throw gender roles into their temper tantrums. Maybe next you can tell me how lucky I am that I'm even allowed to vote!

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EastAssassin

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6:01 PM | 2-5-2008

Um. Isn't this guy DEAD? Who tha fuck cares.

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Playa4life

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8:38 PM | 2-5-2008

Just say "Playa wins" and this can all be over. You can go back to your bong-induced fantasy land where putting a "C-O-E-X-I-S-T" bumper sticker (with different religous symbols as letters) magically makes genocide in foreign lands go away and "Not my President" stickers more than a mantra; it becomes weedrality.

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HaterMaximus

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10:17 AM | 2-6-2008

You guys are all idiots. Vote McCain!

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Playa4life to HaterMaximus

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7:16 PM | 2-6-2008

I'm actually with you on that one. He likes small governement AND Abortion. My type of candiate. Stem Cell reseatch for all but less pork! Sign me up!

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Chappylomax

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6:42 AM | 3-3-2008

I am pretty sure it was Ken Lay that reached under the stall at the mens bathroom at Macy's and tapped my foot. I'd recognize that manicure anywhere.

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