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Criminal Mastermind

Also Known As: Jeff Skilling the Great Fabricator
Where Found: At a low security federal prison in Waseca, Minnesota
Threat Level: Poverty
Occupation: Previously: CEO of Enron
Currently: Somebody's Bitch
Mating Call: Do you know how smart I am?
Natural Enemy: The Truth
Smells Like: Lies
Is Attracted To: Himself and Money
Always Seen With: An egotistical smirk on his face
If You See this Person: Punch him in the face for the 20,000 people who lost their jobs and retirement

Type: Corporate Choad
Web: http://www.chron.com/news/specials/...

Recently Quoted

"I've never not been successful in business or work, ever."

"We're on the side of angels. We're taking on the entrenched monopolies. In every business we've been in, we're the good guys."

About this Choad

Jeff Skilling and the other top executive and traders at Enron raped the markets with such skill and greed that they purposly caused rolling black outs in California in 2000 and 2001. In the process they earned billions and fucked with a bunch of peoples lives. Shameless.

We'll see if Jeff continues his "never not" success when he's released on February 21, 2028, he'll be 74 years old.