Barack "Soul Man" Obama

• Also Known As: High Yella, Uncle Tom, Mr. Articulate, House Nigger, Obama Bin Laden
• Where Found: In lawyer's pockets.
• Threat Level: Actually minimal. He's too black for whitey, and black people don't vote.
• Occupation: Subtle race baiting, and avoiding the issues.
• Mating Call: "Present". This is also his voting record.
• Natural Enemy: Information about his past.
• Smells Like: Cigarettes
• Is Attracted To: The usual: Power, Money, White Women.
• Always Seen With: Black celebrities
• If You See this Person: Hide your wallet. But not because he's black! because he is a politician... and he's black.

• Type: Political Choad

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