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the 46 year old crybaby the 46 year old crybaby

the 46 year old crybaby

  • Also Known As: Whiner, loser, sad and desperate old man
  • Where Found: in his porsche, at nightclubs, cheating on his college coed girlfriends.
  • Threat Level: ZERO. Mosquitos have bigger balls than this guy.
  • Occupation: His title says "Doc," but his communication skills suggest "preschooler."
  • Mating Call: I've got a porsche!
  • Natural Enemy: Any guy who gets within 50 yards of his girlfriend.
  • Smells Like: Cheap cologne and aftershave, with a hint of Ben-Gay.
  • Is Attracted To: Barbie dolls who have daddy issues and no self esteem.
  • Always Seen With: a paranoid expression on his face while he wonders what his girlfriend is doing.
  • If You See this Person: give him a dictionary and introduce him to "spell check."

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"Life isn't about the breath's you take, it's about the moments in life that take your breath away!"" Sometime's the moments that do the most, you are not even there! You wake up and someone destroys it!"

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This guy is the CLASSIC insecure old dude, and I don't really blame him. If I were a 46 year old man who dated 22 year olds, I'd be nervous about who's trying to tap her too!

C'mon buddy, nothing screams mid life crisis like keeping a teenager on a short leash.
Choad Network ID: 57083 Submitted By: Abandoned
Choad File Views: 1382 Date Submitted: 02-05-2008
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Kerplooey

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6:18 PM | 2-5-2008

Heh, I see he even likes to troll for choad bait at high school graduation ceremonies.

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EastAssassin

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6:26 PM | 2-5-2008

Yeah boyeeee! I'm sleepin with his girlfriend tooo.

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Towertim

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9:18 PM | 2-17-2008

LOL, so true! he even gets on his "girlfriends" page and impersonates her, lol what a tool!

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Kiowa973

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10:06 PM | 2-24-2008

What the fuck is up with the poodle? It looks pissed.

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WonderWoman to Kiowa973

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9:02 AM | 2-25-2008

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WonderWoman

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9:04 AM | 2-25-2008

Oh fabulous, I'm incapable of properly posting a comment. Fanfreakingtastic.

Yes, the poodle DOES in fact look a little bitter. I would be too if I were in the arms of a weenie like that though.

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ATXDude

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11:37 AM | 3-17-2008

Why does this guy have 724 votes??? He's a total wet sock... who cares that much to vote on him?

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