80's D List Choad
- Also Known As: Balki from the show "Perfect Strangers"
- Where Found: In his mom's basement flipping through old baseball cards. From time to time he can be found on sad, celebrity reality shows reliving all that glory.
- Threat Level: Minimum to none.
- Occupation: Doormat to more successful actors and black sheep to everyone else.
- Mating Call: I was on that show "Perfect Strangers." Did you ever hear of it? No, it was called Perfect Strangers. Uhh, forget it...
- Natural Enemy: TV executives. Integrity.
- Smells Like: Vix vapor rub, cheetos and grape jelly.
- Is Attracted To: Anyone that will finally recognize him. He's also extremely attracted to his own reflection be it in a mirror or pond.
- Always Seen With: Those sad, sad suspenders.
- If You See this Person: Laugh your ass of cause it's funny that even though he was on television for numbers of years you can honestly say your life is way better than his.
Recently Quoted
Momma told me never to do the dance of joy alone, or I would go blind.
Your ship has finally hit the fan!
You can foul some of the sheep some of the time, but you CAN'T fouls SOME of the sheep some of the time.
About this Choad
He's a sheep herder from a far off land that came to America for some reason I didn't even care about when I was a kid. Now he roams around, molesting young teens in the hope it will be ok because he was on a smash hit "Perfect Strangers." From time to time you may catch this choad on a reality show. He is a sad man.
9:30 AM | 2-6-2008
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