EdenRalene
7:21 AM | 2-7-2008http://www.myspace.com/thirdone
http://www.myspace.com/jasonpangaeaaustin
http://www.myspace.com/canaansmearedwithlipstick
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God Complex Choad
- Also Known As: Jason, Canaan, Worm, Robotic Puppet Master
- Where Found: Pangaea, Four or Five different MySpace profiles, inside his own imagination.
- Threat Level: Boring when sober.Full fledged narcissist in league with the underground average and pathetic.
- Occupation: Dick Swinging Bartender. Wannabe Casanova. Zero Personality Attention Whore.
- Mating Call: I'll bed you like my queen. I learned everything I know about love from Anne Rice novels. -Me
- Natural Enemy: Women who know better. Anyone more beautiful than, smarter than, or braver than he; which pretty much covers every person who may stop and read this!
- Smells Like: Liquor, obnoxious ego, and his girlfriend's pathetic whimpering.
- Is Attracted To: Power, Image, Women he wishes he could crush, and anyone more talented than him to imitate and steal lines from.
- Always Seen With: better hair than his girlfriend and a lack of communication skills, or humor.
- If You See this Person: You may not know which one he is... he is everywhere you look, a poster boy for the Choads of America!
- Type: Bartender/Bouncer Choad
- Web: http://www.myspace.com/undarian
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"What's happening is what's "happening"... Unless it's happening to you... Then you become an object of insufferable envy and fear..."About this Choad
Mommy must have been very good and very bad to baby. This choad is what happens when shame must be covered with plastic.| Choad Network ID: | 57085 | Submitted By: | Abandoned |
| Choad File Views: | 1302 | Date Submitted: | 02-06-2008 |
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7:21 AM | 2-7-2008
Nnielsen
7:45 AM | 2-7-2008Bwah HA HA!!! He sure doesn't take shoulder-checks very well either. . . I thought NAVY SEALS were tougher than that?!?!?!
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EdenRalene to Nnielsen
8:07 AM | 2-7-2008Eh... he's nothing but a little bitch. Anyone who puts up 4 profiles to represent themselves as a whole has a desperate need to prove something.
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Tescomfvee
7:15 AM | 2-8-2008Well...that's just sickening. Surely this person can't be serious. Never before have I seen such a deserving candidate for Douchekateer of the Year. I certainly do hope on the tears of thousands of stank gypsies that this person's Choadometer tops out at ten and STAYS put. Seriously...wtf...again, surely he can't be serious :/
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GreatArchitect to Tescomfvee
3:47 PM | 2-18-2008We're at 52 votes with a choad rating of 9.9... where'd you get the tears of thousands of stank gypsies?
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Tescomfvee to GreatArchitect
3:17 PM | 2-20-2008Eastern Europe...now please, get back to the voting!
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Miss Debater to Winterstorm
9:00 AM | 2-9-2008They wanted to, but we already owned the name. ;-)
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Chappylomax
5:41 AM | 3-2-2008Along side his mascara you would find Valtrex and a dozen or so half-finished bottles of antibiotics in his medicine cabinet. I'm just sayin...
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Newfashionbliss
2:58 PM | 3-12-2008Not only that but he steals the medicine and he is hooked on all kinds of drugs. That boy needs serious help. He has a small dick and can't even fuck lol
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Nnielsen
1:18 AM | 3-13-2008Read his blog, it's the funniest shit I've read all year!
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EdenRalene to Nnielsen
11:58 AM | 3-17-2008I've not been to see it yet... probably won't. It's all a bunch of slander from what I heard. I bet it took him days to write it too. It took me about 45 minutes to write the truth...
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ATXDude
11:34 AM | 3-17-2008Weren't there a bunch of other really disgustingly nasty comments here earlier about hemorrhoids and old men? This shit's been hacked!
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Bronx420
4:17 AM | 4-13-2008Bouncer? he must be the last guy in with a witty remark after the real bouncers do the hard work.
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Georgia1974
2:04 AM | 2-3-2009lol he is a total choad, along with every other fucktard that works or claims they are an owner at pangaea
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