Glenn Anzalone

• Also Known As: Glenn Danzig, Dark Lord of Hard Rock, Punk Rock Antichrist, Evil Elvis.
• Where Found: Purchasing steroids across the street from the guy who sells him snuff films.
• Threat Level: Ridiculous and fat.
• Occupation: Heavy Metal Stage Monkey.
• Mating Call: I aint no back door wolf I don't scratch at no doors
• Natural Enemy: God, Jesus, Def Leopard, Journalists who don't realize how feared he should be, and anyone taller than 5'4...
• Smells Like: wet dog, and Rogaine.
• Is Attracted To: blood, guts, fear, occult books, and the skulls of deceased animals.
• Always Seen With: huge muscles, the usual; "I'm going to crush your bones." look on his face. And the same hair as the last choad I posted on here.
• If You See this Person: Kneel... so you can look him in the eyes when he's belittling you.

• Type: Metal Choad

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