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Attention Ho

Also Known As: The Big Sleazy, Al Sharpton, El Rata Negro
Where Found: Championing the most important cause: His is own time in the spotlight / Clinging to and generally stinking up any cause garnering media coverage.
Threat Level: Fair, if you're not paying attention. Threat level climbs as one nears this cocksucker's spongy cinnamon ring.
Occupation: Press hog / Attention whore / Fat, mouthy, useless son of a bitch / Corn-speckled pasture patty / Douchebag / Competitive eater
Mating Call: Consists mainly of humid flatulence, snorty breathing, and a noise that sounds suspiciously like the "honk" of a goose.
Natural Enemy: Whitey, forethought, having a valid point, Jenny Craig, and GWAR.
Smells Like: The smegma that collects around the anus when fat, sweaty crackheads do it in the butt / Soul Glo.
Is Attracted To: JVC Pro GYHD200U, Sony Digital Betacam Dvw 790ws, Panasonic Aj-hdx900, and White women
Always Seen With: A camera in his face, microphone to his rot, and a vibrating egg up his ass. Alas, the egg may be "hidden" but, damnit, we all know it's there.
If You See this Person: Kick his shins. There's NOTHING more pernicious to Sharpton's focus than losing that anal egg. Whackin' the shins will cause him to fart it out. Word.

Type: Political Choad
Web: Not Gonna Do It

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Where the white women at?

About this Choad

Al Sharpton was shat upon the Earth by the Great Stinky, an ancient creature of the Underworld. Since his "birth", Sharpton has been preening for the cameras and, invariably, finding absolutely no time to shut the fuck up. It has been said that Sharpton bathes in the blood of virgins after reading of Elizabeth Bathory and her twisted quest for beauty. Al Sharpton is what's left on the tray after Satan has colorectal surgery. His hair wields a mysterious dark power and his pimple covered ass is one of the seven gates of Hell. Stand too close to this loud mouthed, bitchass piece of shit and you'll lose your soul...if not your entire lunch.