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Choad Trek

  • Also Known As: "Durfur the Unforgettable"
  • Where Found: Living in his mom's basement, "Totally rent-free!" www.kli.org/
  • Threat Level: Absolutely nonexistent.
  • Occupation: Paperboy? Laundromat attendant? Cost accountant?
  • Mating Call: “Wuffy woo woo! Barka cha cha shee!” (“Chicks dig bilingual men, so they're gonna be totally stoked on me when they find out I'm studying Klingon.")
  • Natural Enemy: The light of day; Choad-B-Gone all-natural choadstain remover; “the Borg.”
  • Smells Like: Sweaty vinyl; used tinfoil; Hungryman chicken pot pies.
  • Is Attracted To: Those two Klingon girls who made tea for Captain Picard; his mom's underwear drawer.
  • Always Seen With: Rarely seen with anyone; this choad has few friends. He does, however, have a Yoda puppet that is quite fond of him.
  • If You See this Person: Throw a wet Tribble at him.
  • Type: Geek Choad

Recently Quoted

“Hey, mom? My magic marker went dry, so I used your eyeliner to draw on my ridges. That's okay, right?”

About this Choad

This choad is pretty self-explanitory. He is merely one of a breed of choads whose sad, silly, pernicious ilk could fill this entire site.
Choad Network ID: 57088 Submitted By: Winterstorm
Choad File Views: 628 Date Submitted: 02-08-2008
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Skiggity

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8:55 AM | 2-8-2008

Ahhh, the sci-fi choad! Great call. Another natural enemy could be 'fans of Star Wars.' :)

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GreatArchitect

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12:50 PM | 2-8-2008

Thanks for bringing a much needed smile to my face today 'Storm. This choad type is EPIC! I think we need more photos... how about this one... though she's not much of a Klingon, she looks more like a hemorrhoid.

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Winterstorm to GreatArchitect

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6:55 PM | 2-8-2008

Hey, 'Architect. I think You've finally found "Durfur the Unforgettable" a bride. Thanks, man.

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WonderWoman

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12:52 PM | 2-8-2008

Ooooooh, harsh! Can you really blame a dork for being a dork though? I don't think they have any control over it!

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GreatArchitect to WonderWoman

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12:57 PM | 2-8-2008

I totally don't blame them for being themselves... especially when it doesn't hurt anyone (like most choads). But I can still snicker quietly in front of my computer at them. Guess I'm the dork. Fuck this, I'm going outside.

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GreatArchitect

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3:41 PM | 2-22-2008

How about this lovely interpretation of a gay biker klingon:

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Winterstorm to GreatArchitect

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6:42 PM | 2-24-2008

Where do you GET these photos, 'Architect? I rummaged for DAYS just to get the one I used. Anyway, thanks again, man. Oh... wait... "Shore-leave.com"... Okay. I see it now... bottom of the picture... Well, I did say that Durfur's type could fill this site. Between you and me, we COULD fill this site.

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GreatArchitect to Winterstorm

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1:12 PM | 2-26-2008

I think we ARE filling this site! I think it's time for me to post another CHOAD... who should it be this time?!

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Kiowa973

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9:56 PM | 2-24-2008

Is attracted to: his mom's underwear drawer.
How disturbingly classic. Unfortunately, they do exists.

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GreatArchitect

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1:11 PM | 2-26-2008

I believe this is a Klingon Crack Ho... note the high powered sidearm.

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