Visit Our Store!

Total Wastes of Time

Choad File

Currently 7.46/10
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

7.5

106 Choadometer Votes

Flag as Inappropriate

Brainy Choad

Also Known As: Brainy Smurf from 'The Smurfs'
Where Found: Up Papa Smurf's butt and following him around with his "I'm better than all other Smurfs" attitude. What a smurfing asshole!
Threat Level: Very small.
Occupation: Scientist and local brainiac to all of Smurf Village.
Mating Call: "When Papa Smurf is away I'm second in command!"
Natural Enemy: Gargamel & Azrael primarlily. Sometimes his own Smurf brothers sabotage his plans of excellence.
Smells Like: A mixture of an old library and Smurfette's panties.
Is Attracted To: Books and talking down to others. Just because you can add numbers that contain numerators and denominators doesn't give you the right to be an ass!
Always Seen With: His thick glasses reciting regergitated quotes from his many books.
If You See this Person: Beat the smurfin' smurf out that the smurfing choad!

Type: Fictional Choad

Recently Quoted

"Like Papa Smurf Always Says..." "Is it much further Papa Smurf?" "Can I hold your balls in the palm of my hands, Papa Smurf?"

About this Choad

Assuming cartoon characters can be choads, I think Brainy Smurf represents many a Choad out there in real life that tries to use their intelligence as evidence of superiority. Oh ya, smartguy!? Calculate me this! Fist A leaves heading to your skull at 1:02pm traveling at 30 mph. Fist B also leaves at 1:02pm traveling at 33 mph. What is the velocity of which both my fists come crashing down on your skull?

"Smurf you, Poindexter!"