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Dirtchugging Fireball Choad

Also Known As: Bohab / Guero / "Oh shit...it's him"
Where Found: Forever basking in great relaxturbation, sniffing trout, feeling up your spiced ham, and scaring the holy piss out of the nuns up at Blessed Sacrament
Threat Level: Among the highest levels in human history...well, actually, limited to fresh fish, midgets, and retards.
Occupation: Pirate - Professional Killer - Owner/Operator of the Bearded Clam Bar
Mating Call: #@!%!! %&$#@%, yo!
Natural Enemy: Saber-toothed crotch fleas, cow tongue, tact, class, hermans, and pulling out in time.
Smells Like: Turpentine-soaked footballs freshly plucked from the anuses of competitive eaters - Goat Piss - Corruption - Hirsute Mormons
Is Attracted To: Fresh fish, PETA rallies, Anti-Abortion rallies, and bored trophy wives.
Always Seen With: A midget under each arm, cheap Kentucky vodka, a nice, firm erection, and bad intentions.
If You See this Person: Run up to him and rub your junk all up on his person. This particular choad is chock full of shit. Proceed with caution.

Type: Flaming Choad
Web: http://www.blurty.com/users/tescove...

Recently Quoted

"I self suck to self soothe." - "I have the fever...the fever for a girl wearing inflatable earrings, a BLT sandwich, and my freshly applied dirty sanchez." - "I'm a lot like those cheap new tampons...I may not be number one, goddamnit, but i'm still up there!"

About this Choad

There's absolutely NOTHING clean or forgiving about this heinous anal shafter. Given to spontaneous streaking and frottering, he's one man who will make SURE you were sorry to have invited him in the first place. A firm believer in auto fellatio because, after all,if you want something done right, do it your damn self.

Really though, the true measure of a CHOAD is its ability to produce an entire CHOADFILE of himself. Rock the fuck on.