About this Choad

These choads met in middle school and were told at one point in their pampered lives that they matter more than most. Raised without discipline or the good old occasional ass whipping, their parents always raised enough hell or money to get them out of any trouble they may have gotten themselves into. In their world the classic NSYNC styles and urbane way of public appearance have never gone away. They relish in the fact that people just stand and stare when they enter a bar dressed alike...but different. Tommy wears a solid red shirt. Brad a yellow. Kyle blue. And Rez (yes Rez) the white. It`s straight out of a Tommy fucking Hilfiger commercial. And when they get the right beat going...look out. They look like one. Kicking, jumping, grabbing their colon drenched crotches they dance like Britney with balls. Everyone watches. Many laugh. But you know what? In their minds everyone laughing is jealous.
The most important thing to remember when you see this group of choads is to laugh and point. Do not attempt to advise or explain. They haven't the mental capacity to grasp reason. Look at it as you would a good commercial. Laugh, point, forget.