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Also Known As: Luke Skywalker, The satisfier of the "One bad actor required" policy for the first three films made. (Hayden Christensen satisfied the last three)
Where Found: In a Jedi Mind Fart
Threat Level: Jedi Master, acting disaster
Occupation: Porn Wars
Mating Call: When I make love to you, I cover your face and pretend you're my sister. Let me put my "Force" in you...
Natural Enemy: bankruptcy
Smells Like: Wookiee
Is Attracted To: easy script lines
Always Seen With: half his face melting into the galaxy of old age
If You See this Person: ask him where the bathroom is... janitors always know these kinds of things.

Type: Fictional Choad

Recently Quoted

"I will not turn. And you'll be forced to kill me."

About this Choad

Proof that it's not what you can do, but who you know...
or just being in the right place at the right time.
God bless you Mark Hamill, you are the shining beacon for ALL who have limited good looks and even less than limited skills.

Choad Network ID:	57094	Submitted By:	EdenRalene
Choad File Views:	484	Date Submitted:	02-21-2008
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GreatArchitect

11:02 AM | 2-22-2008

Oooooh... ouch. But all true. I predict Hayden Christensen to have one more big budget shot (after that stale poodle biscuit "Jumper") before he drifts into obscurity. How many did Hamill get? All I can remember is 'Corvette Summer'.