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Space Choadette

  • Also Known As: Luke Skywalker, The satisfier of the "One bad actor required" policy for the first three films made. (Hayden Christensen satisfied the last three)
  • Where Found: In a Jedi Mind Fart
  • Threat Level: Jedi Master, acting disaster
  • Occupation: Porn Wars
  • Mating Call: When I make love to you, I cover your face and pretend you're my sister. Let me put my "Force" in you...
  • Natural Enemy: bankruptcy
  • Smells Like: Wookiee
  • Is Attracted To: easy script lines
  • Always Seen With: half his face melting into the galaxy of old age
  • If You See this Person: ask him where the bathroom is... janitors always know these kinds of things.
  • Type: Fictional Choad

Recently Quoted

"I will not turn. And you'll be forced to kill me."

About this Choad

Proof that it's not what you can do, but who you know...
or just being in the right place at the right time.
God bless you Mark Hamill, you are the shining beacon for ALL who have limited good looks and even less than limited skills.
Choad Network ID: 57094 Submitted By: EdenRalene
Choad File Views: 484 Date Submitted: 02-21-2008
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GreatArchitect

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11:02 AM | 2-22-2008

Oooooh... ouch. But all true. I predict Hayden Christensen to have one more big budget shot (after that stale poodle biscuit "Jumper") before he drifts into obscurity. How many did Hamill get? All I can remember is 'Corvette Summer'.

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Skiggity

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10:18 AM | 2-23-2008

can i order that sweet shirt online!? it will go with my eyes like it does Mr. Skywalker's.

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Kerplooey

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12:33 AM | 2-26-2008

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Kerplooey

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12:34 AM | 2-26-2008

The Star Wars Holiday Special. Starring the original cast and Bea Arthur.

I shit you not

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WonderWoman to Kerplooey

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10:29 AM | 3-10-2008

Where in the hell do you FIND this kind of stuff???

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