About this Choad

Most cops are highly motivated and straight-as-an-arrow civil servants. They do not get paid what they are worth and do a very dangerous job to protect those they serve. However, there is the choad minority who disrupts the positive public image of a noble and very necessary group of dedicated professionals. Choad cops are unfortunately everywhere. They often have a god complex because they carry a fire arm and have a vague understanding of the law. They keep their job only because of a failure of leadership in the department they work. They are cocky, abuse their authority, avoid doing their real job, are often over-weight, and can be seen occasionally hitting on young impressionable girls (inappropriately in uniform of course). They issue citations to law-abiding citizens for silly shit like u-turns or doing 60mph in a 55mph zone...while less than a mile away a crack dealer is pushing dope next to a high school. They often have a complex which is rooted in their inability to find a date in high school. The gun and Mark 9 pepper spray they carry now makes up for any inadequacies they may be harboring deep in their mind. Many of us have had run-ins with these chaods. I doubt many REAL criminals frequent this site so any bitches you have about a choad cop abusing his authority are probably founded on reason. If you are a female you have probably even been pulled over and hit on by a choad cop. SHUDDER SHUDDER. Remember kiddies, beware of the choad cop, he can arrest you for anything his choad brain makes up. Threat level: HIGH