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I'm trying to cheat on my wife, dammit!

  • Also Known As: Brent, Philandering Phuckhead on the internet
  • Where Found: Trolling Myspace for chicks who look like they'd spread for a married man
  • Threat Level: to the institution of marriage; high. To everyone else: none.
  • Occupation: circle jerker
  • Mating Call: "I know we've never met, but your pictures are SOOOO beautiful!"
  • Natural Enemy: Honesty, integrity, wedding vows
  • Smells Like: a cheating bastard
  • Is Attracted To: everything except his wife
  • Always Seen With: his little black book
  • If You See this Person: throw a swift kick to his groin and inform his spouse you just did her a favor

Recently Quoted

Here, I'll give you a couple of my favorites:

"I'd love to let you look at my profile, but... I'm married and I've already flirted with you! You can't be given access to tell my wife about it! Don't hate me... "

"It just so happens that I'm faulted in the comittment realm. It doesn't mean I'm unhappy. It doesn't mean my wife is unhappy..."

"I'm NOT creepy, and I'm not evil or with ill intention. I just liked your profile and wanted to meet somone new."

About this Choad

Assholes like this make me despair my species. If you're not
interested in being honest with your wife, perhaps you shouldn't have
a wife ya jerkoff. Oh, and nice "blue steel" jackass.

If you happen to know this choad personally, do the world a favor and
punch him.
Choad Network ID: 57097 Submitted By: Abandoned
Choad File Views: 990 Date Submitted: 02-27-2008
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GreatArchitect

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9:57 AM | 2-27-2008

Jeeez... either that guy is doing the worst Blue Steel I've ever seen or he's doing his impression of an ASSHOLE. Oh, he IS an asshole... then it must be Blue Steel!

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Tescomfvee

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1:48 PM | 2-27-2008

hehehehe...
...and more...oh, and let's not forget...

...word.

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Chappylomax

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5:55 AM | 3-2-2008

Oh no he di-int.

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