I'm trying to cheat on my wife, dammit!
- Also Known As: Brent, Philandering Phuckhead on the internet
- Where Found: Trolling Myspace for chicks who look like they'd spread for a married
man
- Threat Level: to the institution of marriage; high. To everyone else: none.
- Occupation: circle jerker
- Mating Call: "I know we've never met, but your pictures are SOOOO beautiful!"
- Natural Enemy: Honesty, integrity, wedding vows
- Smells Like: a cheating bastard
- Is Attracted To: everything except his wife
- Always Seen With: his little black book
- If You See this Person: throw a swift kick to his groin and inform his spouse you just did her
a favor
Recently Quoted
Here, I'll give you a couple of my favorites:
"I'd love to let you look at my profile, but... I'm married and I've
already flirted with you! You can't be given access to tell my wife
about it! Don't hate me... "
"It just so happens that I'm faulted in the comittment realm. It
doesn't mean I'm unhappy. It doesn't mean my wife is
unhappy..."
"I'm NOT creepy, and I'm not evil or with ill intention. I just liked
your profile and wanted to meet somone new."
About this Choad
Assholes like this make me despair my species. If you're not
interested in being honest with your wife, perhaps you shouldn't have
a wife ya jerkoff. Oh, and nice "blue steel" jackass.
If you happen to know this choad personally, do the world a favor and
punch him.
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