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Emo Hitler

Also Known As: The Greatest Choad of All Time
Where Found: The Thirteenth Level of Hell.
Threat Level: Historic: 13 Million + Dead.
Occupation: Germany and Poland, briefly.
Mating Call: "Who says I am not under the special protection of God?"
Natural Enemy: Humanity, the Jews, Sanity, Cripples, the Elderly, Sick people, Pretty much everyone, Heterosexuality, Sanity, Dust and Lint, Happiness. Sanity.
Smells Like: A rotting corpse and mustache wax... and AXE Body Spray for Dictators!
Is Attracted To: Power. Absolute Power... and little boys.
Always Seen With: Benito "Benny" Mussolini/ Dr. Joseph Goebbels - "Dr.G"/ Heinrich Himmler - "Double H" in da Hizzy)/ Rudolf Hess - "Rude Boy"/ Eva "Beard" Braun
If You See this Person: What did you do? You are totally fucked.

Type: Political Choad
Web: http://www.hitler.org/

Recently Quoted

"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."

"If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed."

"Great liars are also great magicians."

"He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future."

"Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice."

"How fortunate for leaders that men do not think."

"I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature."

About this Choad

The original emo kid, Hitler came out of the womb pissed off at the world. Hitler WAS Darth Vader.

It's stunning that someone who looks and acts this completely insane can inspire a country to become stormtroopers and destroy millions upon millions of lives. Thankfully Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie showed up and blew up the Death Star, twice... and saved the galaxy from his evil grip. This is one true story that must never be forgotten.