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OxyCHOADone Blowhard OxyCHOADone Blowhard
Political Choad

OxyCHOADone Blowhard

  • Also Known As: Rush Limbaugh, Addict, Perpetuator of Propoganda, Sheepherder, Spin Master, Flipperdick, Ass Breath
  • Where Found: Stumping to a crowd waving Rebel flags and Pabst Blue Ribbon 40 ouncers.
  • Threat Level: High: For those people who are unable to think for themselves. Low: If you are naturally repelled by bullshit.
  • Occupation: Conspiracist and Right-Wing mouth piece by trade. Self-anointed Dictator of Sheeple.
  • Mating Call: "Talent on loan from God" - as soon as they hear this 100,000 rednecks get a boner
  • Natural Enemy: Facts, reality, the truth, free-thinking, Democracy, selected bits from the United States Constitution, wisdom, the dictionary, non-WASPs, fresh air.
  • Smells Like: Typical Right-Wing nutcase: a potpourri of Fear, Old Spice, Aramis, colostomy bag drippings, gun residue, and Glenn Beck.
  • Is Attracted To: Money, fame, Ann Coulter and other assorted barnyard animals, prescription pain killers, like minded bigtos, fear dammit, and controversy.
  • Always Seen With: One of his fans head up his ass, a cigar - probably Cuban, an American Flag lapel pin, and a woman half his age.
  • If You See this Person: Try not to choke when you throw up in your mouth.

Recently Quoted

"If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people--I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do--let the stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work."

About this Choad

Rush Limbaugh is a right-wing radio talk show host syndicated by Premiere Radio Networks, a property of Clear Channel Communications. Limbaugh's hours-long commentaries are syndicated on hundreds of radio stations nationwide.
Choad Network ID: 57100 Submitted By: Chappylomax
Choad File Views: 650 Date Submitted: 03-03-2008
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WonderWoman

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9:05 AM | 3-4-2008

Blech! I hate moral crusaders like this! I especially like how he spent his whole career railing about the sanctity of marriage, but is 3 times divorced.

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Nnielsen

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10:26 PM | 3-7-2008

I remember hearing him rant about how too many affluent people are getting away with drug possession charges, and they should be: ". . . sent up the river like the rest of 'em. . ." But when he gets found to be in possession of enough Oxycotin to make a rotary club meeting turn into a naked drum circle. . . (just digest that for a moment) all of a sudden he is re-rehabilitated and a good Republican again!

Wait, I think that gay Republicans can be "saved" too, and the pedophile right-wingers, and the :"I dropped my breifcase. . . twice in the mens restroom Republicans too!

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GreatArchitect

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11:24 AM | 3-10-2008

Rush Limbaugh is a MASSIVE choad. Just look at that smug ass face in the cigar photos. Someone needs to take a nine iron to his fat ass until something redeemable comes out. My guess is that it'll never happen. Nice work Chappy!

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