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Hypocrite Choad

  • Also Known As: Eliot Spitzer aka. "Sheriff of Wall Street" aka. "John"
  • Where Found: Emperors Club VIP
  • Threat Level: Non-existant
  • Occupation: Formerly Governor of New York Now just a sad balding choad.
  • Mating Call: 1-900-BIG-LIAR
  • Natural Enemy: Wiretaps, the Feds, his Wife, the Truth.
  • Smells Like: Really expensive hookers and shame.
  • Is Attracted To: Really expensive hookers.
  • Always Seen With: a grimace.
  • If You See this Person: Ask him how much it hurt when he fell off that high horse.

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"Never talk when you can nod, and never nod when you can wink, and never write an e-mail because it's death. You're giving prosecutors all the evidence we need."

About this Choad

Once known as Eliot "Ness" Spitzer because of his hard line on criminal activity of all kind, Spitzer just got caught with his hand in the nookie jar and stepped down from his office of Governor of New York.

David Paterson, who is legally blind and black, will take over as Governor of New York.
Choad Network ID: 57101 Submitted By: GreatArchitect
Choad File Views: 697 Date Submitted: 03-12-2008
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ATXDude

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2:14 PM | 3-13-2008

This is what a $1000/hour hooker looks like:



For a grand I hope disco lights shoot out of her ass when she's doin ya!

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WonderWoman to ATXDude

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2:09 PM | 3-18-2008

You gotta admit, she's pretty hot.

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GreatArchitect to WonderWoman

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3:11 PM | 3-18-2008

She's DEFINITELY NOT $1000 an hour hot... Isn't she from Jersey or something? I'm sure she's just a ball of fun. Yeah, that was sarcastic.

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