Diaper Wearing Choad
- Also Known As: Weird sexual fetish guy.
- Where Found: In small towns where the majority of the population work at 'the feed store' or Dairy Queen.
- Threat Level: Usually pretty low, however the threat level can rise exponentially inside his diaper.
- Occupation: Security guard... vacuum salesman... janitor
- Mating Call: How tall do you have to be to ride this ride?
- Natural Enemy: public restrooms, baby sitters.
- Smells Like: Huggies, baby powder, feces and utter shame.
- Is Attracted To: Wet wipes, rattles and farm animals.
- Always Seen With: His diaper of course... Sometimes he'll have a pacifier but almost always has his brother or sister there to take the picture. What are siblings for?
- If You See this Person: Ground them for a week. These choads need discipline and a swift kick to the nuts. However, it doesn't have to be in that particular order.
Recently Quoted
"I'm a big kid now!"
"Nothing hugs like Huggies."
"Spit on my chest and call me Sherly!"
About this Choad
This choad is the lowest of the vast kingdom of choads. Ya, even worse than Kevin Federline and Scott Baio combined. Except if it's Scott Baio in the eighties when he was slaying blondes all day and taking the reigns of that family in 'Charles in Charge.' Man, he sure did keep them in line.
7:53 AM | 3-18-2008
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