The Lexi-Choad
- Where Found: Cutting you off, riding your ass, double and/or triple-parked.
- Threat Level: Dependent on your level of road-rage.
- Occupation: Contributing to the bulging vein on your forehead.
- Mating Call: "Did I tell you I own a Lexus?"
- Natural Enemy: The everyday P.O.S., otherwise known as any other car that it not a
Lexus.
- Smells Like: "New Car" scented fabric spray and the bitterness of being alone due
to loving their car above all else.
- If You See this Person: Dig deep and feel sorry for the poor asshole who can't parallel park
on his own.
Recently Quoted
"Oh, did I cut you off so I could get into the parking garage ahead of
you?.....Silly girl, don't you know a Lexus has presumptive weight?
Tsk, tsk."
About this Choad
Always striving to boost their diminished self-worth by making your
driving experience as miserable as possible, the Lexi-Choad never
fails to deliver.
The same can be said of the "my ass is only used to a Mercedes"
Choad and the "No female will ever drive my Porsche" Choad.
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