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The Lexi-Choad

  • Where Found: Cutting you off, riding your ass, double and/or triple-parked.
  • Threat Level: Dependent on your level of road-rage.
  • Occupation: Contributing to the bulging vein on your forehead.
  • Mating Call: "Did I tell you I own a Lexus?"
  • Natural Enemy: The everyday P.O.S., otherwise known as any other car that it not a Lexus.
  • Smells Like: "New Car" scented fabric spray and the bitterness of being alone due to loving their car above all else.
  • If You See this Person: Dig deep and feel sorry for the poor asshole who can't parallel park on his own.

Recently Quoted

"Oh, did I cut you off so I could get into the parking garage ahead of you?.....Silly girl, don't you know a Lexus has presumptive weight? Tsk, tsk."

About this Choad

Always striving to boost their diminished self-worth by making your
driving experience as miserable as possible, the Lexi-Choad never
fails to deliver.
The same can be said of the "my ass is only used to a Mercedes"
Choad and the "No female will ever drive my Porsche" Choad.
Choad Network ID: 57103 Submitted By: TheMinxy1
Choad File Views: 523 Date Submitted: 04-09-2008
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Tescomfvee

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6:03 PM | 4-9-2008

But if that man gets blown while leaning up against the hood of this car, does it add inches to his dick?

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TheMinxy1 to Tescomfvee

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11:00 AM | 4-11-2008

Hardly.

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WonderWoman

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9:45 AM | 4-10-2008

He's a distant cousin to the "My Hummer makes me more of a man" Choad, right?

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TheMinxy1 to WonderWoman

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11:01 AM | 4-11-2008

Absolutely!

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