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Old Rock & Roll Choad

Also Known As: Wolfie
Where Found: Still haunting the Sunset Strip
Threat Level: Geriatric
Occupation: Time traveler
Mating Call: Don't you think I look like that guy from Aerosmith? They're a band. Aerosmith. Y'know, the one with Liv Tylers dad in it.
Natural Enemy: Father Time and gravity
Smells Like: Somebody's been hanging out in the clubs too long.
Is Attracted To: Underage girls, red carpet events, open bars, anyone who remembers the 80's
Always Seen With: Jeremy Jackson
If You See this Person: Tell him that it's better to burn out than fade away.

Type: Old Choad
Web: http://www.myspace.com/robcradle

Recently Quoted

"Good things cum to those who buy it now"

About this Choad

Wolfie is actually Jeremy Jackson from the future who's come back to try and alter history and keep him from making incredibly stupid mistakes.

Unfortunately, he transported in too late so he just decided to stay and party. Time to go home Wolfie, time to go home.

Don't know who Jeremy Jackson is? Don't worry, neither does anyone else: http://www.myspace.com/jeremyjackson