Wannabe White Rapper Choad
- Also Known As: 2 Mental
- Where Found: On the tough streets of Austin playing the rap gang. Sippin a 40 like only a true wigger could.
- Threat Level: Barely shows up on the charts. And will never show up on the billboard charts.
- Occupation: Why do you need a job when you can sling lyrics like a true gangsta?
- Mating Call: Ya, I know ya feel me... Come sip on my bottle of Goose, and if that doesn't get you drunk enough, i've got some chloroform in my car, beeyatches!
- Natural Enemy: Blind fooools dat don't see the rap game as a fundamental building block of American culture. Ya, G.
- Smells Like: A combination of malt liquor, swisher sweets wrapped around dirt weed. Represent.
- Is Attracted To: anything or anyone that will listen to him spit the gospel truth of the streets on stage.
- Always Seen With: a baseball cap slightly tilted at a 25-30 degree angle, never straight. can also usually be found with a 40 of malt liquor and the M7 Crew.
- If You See this Person: Buy some ear plugs and remember that white people weren't meant to rap. we just aint got enough soul.
Recently Quoted
"my sacrifice, my pain...
the weight upon my back that i 2 cant let go
and as another childs born...
another waits 2 walk the same road"
About this Choad
This choad believes that writing down lyrics while smoking a blunt gives you the right to then jump up on stage and think you're a rap artist. You're not hard because you rap about trix and drugs and your struggle. For christ's sake you grew up in a nice suburb with rich-ass parents. Get an education, get a job and leave the gangsta life to real the gangstas... or is five downloads on the majority of your songs not evidence enough to stop the madness???
12:17 AM | 5-15-2008
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